Nicole Calasich is a comedian and writer based out of San Francisco. When she's not confusing people with her sweet orphan-face and jerk sarcasm combo, she spends her time performing stand-up comedy at The San Francisco Punch Line, The San Jose Improv, Rooster T. Feather's, Doc's Lab and more.

Her comedy takes on hot-button issues like: "How great are avocados, you guys? Seriously, so great. Am I right?" and "Remember Living Single?" It gets deep, guys. For real.

Her past sketch work with Sunshine Fortress and the all female group, Boner Patrol, enjoyed admission to SF Sketchfest three years running and quickly garnered "On the Lookout" status from the SF Weekly, respectively.

She's an absurdist and a lover of pets as long as she doesn't have to keep them alive. She can't wait to meet your dog and/or cat.

Jesse Hett was born in a town called Newton, Kansas. After that, he learned to walk and talk and ride a bike and do a bunch of other stuff. He also moved to a lot of different places, and now lives in Oakland, California. His comedy has been described as “Really great” by a lot of people and “Not really that great” by fewer people. Jesse performs at clubs and colleges and warehouses and furniture stores and bars all over the place.

Abhay Nadkarni moved from South India to South Central Los Angeles in 2005. That experience scarred him enough to find cathartic comfort in comedy. His act is an eclectic mix of his experiences as an Indian immigrant living in the US. He recently performed at the Ventura Comedy Festival and was featured in the best of the fest at the Burbank Comedy Festival in 2014. In January 2015, he was featured as part of SF Sketchfest, San Francisco's comedy festival.

Kaseem Bentley no-holds-barred style command's your attention even when the check is dropping. Currently he doesn't have a agent, manager, or a million Twitter followers club bookers still take a chance on him. Kaseem has appeared on Viceland, NBC SeeSo. KQED, and Rooftop Comedy, and was named one of SF Weekly's Comics To Watch.

Sam DiSalvo is a Reno-bred, Bay Area-based comedian. She got her start performing improv with the best (and only) Reno improv troupe at the time. She then began doing standup in the Biggest Little City and won a keg of beer for telling Dilbert jokes. With this accolade under her belt, she moved to San Francisco and now performs all over the Bay. Sam's comedy features hilariously uncomfortable anecdotes, confessions and observations. All of her dick jokes are highly intellectual. She has been called "brave" by her coworkers and "maybe too honest" by her mother.

Sam produces four successful shows in San Francisco. She runs the monthly standup show More Fun at Blondie's with her friends and fellow comics Priyanka Wali and Mark Shrayber in SF's Mission District. Comedian Michael Taylor and Sam host Shame at the Hotel Utah Saloon where comics tell funny stories of their most humiliating moments. She helps produce This Week's Show at Fort 1 in San Francisco every Wednesday. In addition, she and comic Mikey Walz run a monthly nostalgia show at PianoFight called TGIF'd that takes old sitcoms, puts them on mute and has comics improvise new lines for the characters. The show also features trivia with prizes for audience members. All of these shows have been known to have intermittent dance parties.

Richard Sarvate is a San Francisco based comedian with an alternative sense of humor. He is Indian, though his last name was butchered during an immigration debacle. He is a programmer by day and also a programmer by night. But he also finds time to talk about weird stuff on stages. His act consists of quirky observations, impressions, and surreal one-man sketches.

Stephen Furey, continues to amass followers and fans on a daily basis, thanks to his ceaselessly inventive comedy and cult-hit podcast (with co-host Emma Haney) Belligerently Uninformed. You have to keep up with Furey as he shifts gears from absurd childhood memories to personifying animals at the zoo to hanging out in McDonald's ball pits to build up germ immunity. Working nearly every comedy club in Northern CA, Stephen is proving to be one of the Bay Area's fastest rising talents. Performing at clubs and casinos all over the country, he has opened for acts such as Bobby Slayton, Kyle Kinane, Tom Rhodes,Natasha Leggero, Eddie Pepitone, Aries Spears, and Pablo Francisco just to name a few. He won second place in the 2014 Sacramento Comedy Competition which featured over 75 comics from all over the country. All this while maintaining a firm grasp on the Dark Arts, yeaaaah magic playboi. Peep game if you know what’s up. Homie is fire. That Trap Starrr-i